28. The Home Run
What They Say: "There's no way you won't get riled up at a baseball game especially if you're watching your favorite team play. Between the drinking, cheering, and shouting, no one will really notice if your man tries for second and makes it all the way home without striking out. And if you need more privacy, you can always opt for cheaper seats further away from the crowd."
What We Say: We don't think those are the kind of nuts they're selling at ballparks. (you know, where it's supposed to be a family-friendly environment).