24. The Faux Betrayal
What They Say: "Sometimes jealousy is a real aphrodisiac. Why not give her the illusion that you've been cheating on her without any of the actual cheating. Have a friend call your cell phone repeatedly at odd hours, or quickly cover up your computer screen whenever she walks into a room. Now take her in your arms. Surprise! You've been taking a ballroom dancing class the whole time."
What We Say: Yes, because anxiety attacks and feelings of loss and betrayal will get him SO aroused.