2. Tea Time
Source: Women's Health
What They Say: "Blow hot air over the thin-skinned parts of his body, such as his neck, ears, inner thighs, and scrotum. Or keep a mug of warm tea on the bedside table, and before you go down on him, swish some around in your mouth."
What We Say: Warm tea and scrotum don't belong in the same sentence. Ever.