22. Talk Commitement To Me
Source: Men's Health
What They Say: "You know her dreams-children, a beach house, season tickets to the Steelers-so tell her your plans to give her that and more. You're touching a primal desire and emphasizing your long-term commitment."
What We Say: We're pretty sure this is as misogynist as advice can get. Since when does talk of rings and babies count as dirty talk?