16. Fungus Among Us
What They Say: "Of course, your guy can take your toes into his mouth - a classic bedroom move. Or, have him gently pinch the sides of your big toe and roll it between his fingers. This activates reflexology pathways connected to your genitals."
What We Say: Her big toe is not a hidden erogenous zone. There are other body parts (like, uh, any other part) she'd rather you focus your attention on.