33. Foot in the Mouth
What They Say: "Toes are not only adorable little piggies, they are sexy little cingale, waiting for the ravening wood that is your tongue to awaken them from their slumber. In other words: make out with his toes (assuming his hygiene is good to excellent). It's more erotic than it sounds."
What We Say: Pedicure or no pedicure, do not make out with his toes.