20. A Razor and a Dream
What They Say: "Your husband shaves your pubic hair. First, take a hot bath to soften your skin and hair. Second, use scissors to trim the length. Third, lie on the bed or on a table and let that shaving expert, your husband, foam you up and shave you. It's scary at first, but if he's gentle you will not get nicked. He can shave everything or just neaten you up. One friend's artistic husband shaved her hair into a heart."
What We Say: Foreplay shouldn't end in the emergency room. Just say no to taking a sharp object to her genitals.