28. Ted's Restaurant and Bar
City: Storrs Mansfield, CT
School: University of Conneticut
Address: 16 King Hill Rd.
Hours: Monday - Thursday: 11 a.m. - 1 a.m., Friday, Saturday: 11 a.m. - 2 a.m., Sunday: 12 p.m. - 1 a.m.
After you're done getting sauced upstairs, go down to Ted's Restaurant for a foot-long, five-patty cheeseburger. Feel free to bring a friend to help you conquer it, just as long as you don't plan on sleeping with that friend afterward. Remember, nothing is more unattractive than watching the girl you just picked up stuff her face with Ted's greasy meat. Unless you happen to be named Ted.