7. Osman & Joe's Steak 'n Egg Kitchen
City: Washington, D.C.
School: American University
Address: 4700 Wisconsin Ave. NW
Please don't compare Steak 'n Egg to IHOP. They may both be greasy spoon joints, but that's where the comparisons end. Order the Tennessee Scramble, an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink plate with eggs, peppers, sausage, bacon, cheese, and more butter than you should ever consume at 2 a.m. Do it anyway.