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24. Polly-O String Cheese

24. Polly-O String Cheese

Maker: Kraft Foods
Watch A Commercial Here

Mom was all about trying to find a way to smuggle you a dose of calcium, and giving you Polly-O was like baiting a dog to swallow a pill by wrapping it in bacon. You were all like, "Fuck dairy, I just like peeling layers off this stick of cheese." It took about an hour to eat, but the deconstruction process was well worth it.

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