12. The Gold Mine
Address: 705 Dauphine St.
If in the year 2013 your bar is famous for the flaming Dr. Pepper shot and the more-than-likely chance that a wasted douchebag will rub his erection on you, then you should just pack it in and relocate to Panama City, Florida. You have to wonder how this shitshow of a bar isn't located on Bourbon Street. After further thought, Bourbon Street is too classy for the Gold Mine. Overpriced drinks with tip included and a cover charge only add insult to injury for any fool unfortunate enough to be dragged here. If it does happen, plan on a long shower afterward to wash off the sweat, smoke, and ambient STD you picked up from the barstools.