2. The District
Address: 711 Tchoupitoulas St.
Aptly named for the doucheiest neighborhood in New Orleans, this Warehouse District spot is of, by, and for the uber-douche. The creators of this classless cliche of a bar nailed all the elements that speak directly to the douche: blaring Top 40, $5 domestic brews in plastic cups, pro athletes acting like entitled demigods, and chicks with the IQ of a swamp donkey getting white girl wasted. The irony is thick here as the powers that be have positioned it as an "upscale" venue. Apparently their version of upscale is an Ed Hardy T-shirt, Rock & Republic jeans, and chilled shots of Patron. Keep it classy bros.