4. Trefoils (aka Shortbreads)
Year Introduced: 1930s
Flavor Profile: Complex with hints of apricot and vanilla. Just kidding, it tastes like fucking Shortbread.
Mouth Feel: Deliciously sweetened cardboard.
Calories: 160 Calories, 7 Grams of Fat (For 5 Cookies)
What It Says About You: You're a recovering cannibal. Dissapointed that Girl Scout cookies were not made of actual Girl Scouts, you settled for chewing on the imprint of their cheerful visage instead. Or, you're just a sucker for simplicity. It could really go either way.