3. Tagalongs (aka Peanut Butter Patties)
Year Introduced: 1960s
Flavor Profile: Like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, but with an artificial aftertaste.
Mouth Feel: So silky.
Calories: 140 Calories, 9 Grams of Fat (for 2 Cookies)
What It Says About You: Torn between chocolate (see: Double Dutch, Samoas) and peanut butter (Do Si Dos), you did the only sensible thing there was to do. Like a man who is given three wishes after rubbing a magic lamp, and wishes for more wishes. Except the wishes were cookies, and the lamp was a Girl Scout. You should be ashamed.