1. Samoas (aka Caramel deLites)
Year Introduced: Mid 1970s
Flavor Profile: A well-balanced blend of toasted coconut and chocolate. Caramel forward.
Mouth Feel: Three textured layers: a bumpy layer of coconut, a chewy caramel coating, and a subtle shortbread crunch.
Calories: 150 Calories, 8 grams of Fat (For 2 Cookies)
What It Says About You: You're a man who knows decadence when you see it. You sleep on 1,200 thread-count Egyptian sheets. You wear sweatpants woven from the hair of newborn babies. You require a cookie that will cover your beard in a stately smear of coconut bits and sweetened dairy product. The Samoa is your choice; those refined stripes of milk chocolate feel like home.