The 15 Best Girl Scout Cookies of All Time Image of the retired Kookaburras replicated by Phoenix New Times

8. Kookaburras

Year Introduced: Early 1980s
Flavor Profile: Innocuous hints of rice flavoring with an intense caramel finish.
Mouth Feel: Crispy layers of rice and silky milk chocolate.
Calories: N/A  
What It Says About You: You once had a daily habit of eating Twix bars and never sharing. It was always "two for you" and years of hoarding those candybars wore on you. The metaphysical consequences became too much to bear. When Kookaburras emerged on the scene, you knew how to make things right. You would say yes to those earnest faces knocking on your door. You would teach them lessons about money management and perseverance. You would buy every box they carried. Only then would you be justified in eating every single cookie in the box all by your damn self. Old habits die hard.

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