14. Aloha Chips
Year Introduced: Early 2000s
Flavor Profile: An intriguing mix of rich buttery cookie punctuated by bold white chocolate.
Mouth Feel: Painful, thanks to a coating of jagged macadamia nut slices and the sharp peaks of mini white chocolates chips.
Calories: 170 Calories 10 Grams of Fat (For 3 Cookies)
What It Says About You: You're that guy who was wearing acid wash jeans well after they were in style, and before they were certifiably cool again. Somehow, you made it an enviable decision. You have a deep respect for the trends of yore, and that reverence extends to baked goods. The Aloha Chip may have disappeared over a decade ago, but your allegiance to them lives on. Don't let go, homey. Don't ever let that go.