The 10 Types of Super Bowl Parties You Get Invited To

The One Hosted By a Ravens or Niners Fan

If you're from outside of Baltimore or San Francisco and have a friend who cheers on the Ravens or Niners, that friend is definitely hosting a party. This guy left the DMV to attend law school in Austin and he's been dying to watch the Ravens in a room full or people who actually give a shit. Let this guy have his day. Go to the party, root on his team, and try not to revel in his depression when the Niners hit a game clinching field goal as time expires.

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