The Dude Fest
On Super Bowl Sunday, you could do worse than a bro-down. There's an incredibly tribal component to sports and curbing your primitive affinity for guttural screams can be exhausting. In this environment, you're pretty much free to act like a complete jackass. Curse at the TV. Exaggerate your high school football prowess until your heart's content. Eat until you look like Ravens offensive linemen Michael Oher.