The 10 Types of Super Bowl Parties You Get Invited To

The Bar Package

Going to a bar is a worse game time decision than starting Alex Smith. Watching the Super Bowl, like New Year's Eve or huffing gasoline, is an activity best enjoyed with close friends. When the confetti rains down onto the Super Dome turf, all you'll have to show for yourself is an enormous bar tab and an IPA stain on your pearl white Joe Montana away jersey. The bar is your Hail Mary, only do it if you're desperate.

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