San Diego police are searching for two clowns who stole a jukebox from a local Hooters. These idiots either mistook it for an ATM, or just had some burning desire to hear Kesha songs all day long and haven't mastered the Internet, which would make them even bigger idiots.
The robbery occurred on Tuesday morning when the culprits broke a glass window at the Hooters and attempted to back their pickup truck into the restaurant. After realizing the vehicle was too big, they used the tow strap to hoist the five-foot machine onto the bed of the truck and fled.
Police aren't sure if the crooks, believed to be males in their late teens or 20s, researched the location prior to their heist. Then again, maybe they did, and just really wanted a jukebox.
[via The Huffington Post]