What's in it? Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, bitters, club soda
What's it taste like? Like gin's pine-needle essence has been smothered in sweetness.
Why should you order it? Tom Collins was a real man. Actually, that's a lie. But if you need a reason to drink this, aside from it being incredibly tasty, you have that. It's a lie, but it's better than being too insecure to not order a Tom Collins.