5. She's Giving You a Lot of Instructions
"Oh, baby. Right there. No wait, there. No, over there." These are not accolades, these are instructions. If she is in a place where she can play the part of air-traffic controller, you might not be doing everything you can to get her up in the air. If she is moaning anything but "yes!" or your name (if it is someone else's name, you have other problems), then you should listen up, and start taking notes. Yes, it will be on the test.