9.Two and a Half Men Is On
CBS's smart situational comedy Two and a Half Men is in its tenth season and funnier than ever! While your more desirable friends force small talk over a lobster dinner, you have a date with the hilarious hijinks of Ashton Kutcher and that weird kid from YouTube.
With The Big Bang Theory as your lead in and Person of Interest on deck, CBS has a Thursday night lineup that, for a moment, will make you forget how big of a loser you are. Drown your sorrows in canned laughter. For a moment, it will all feel OK.