8. You Don't Have to Worry About Being Catfished
Do you know how complicated it is to date in the Internet age? Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o's life was considerably easier when he thought his girlfriend died of a bone marrow disease.
Across these here interwebs, there are people who think they have a steady boo. Then, they learn that their lover has terminal cancer. Then, she dies. Then, they come to find out that their girlfriend never existed and that they were talking to a lunatic who has been huffing nitrous and talking like a girl the whole time. It's an emotional roller coaster.
Be appreciative that you're not on MTV's Catfish learning that the "model" you met on Facebook is actually a broke-ass mall Santa. Be thankful that you don't have a Christian Mingle arranged movie date with the "Cannibal Cop." Things could be a lot worse.