6. A Dog Shopping at a High End Boutique
If you can't bear to part with your pup, and springing for a room at the Fetch Club will load you with separation anxiety, maybe a shopping spree is a better idea. You too can join the ranks of Manhattanites who move swiftly past the homeless while they walk their haute couture hounds to Bone Chewers Boutique. Bonus points if you can coordinate the outfit with your over-sized purse. Double bonus points if you can live with yourself afterwards.