34. Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds
Sugar Per Serving: 6g
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Purists will argue that the original incarnation of the sweet clusters is best, but they're blind to the future. Those guys are Stanley Crouch-types insisting that nothing good came after jazz. We like jazz and rap; we like Honey Bunches of Oats with or without Almonds. But force our hand, and we're sticking with the maximalist approach. Throw a string section on top of the beat; pass us the almond slivers.