39. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
Manufacturer: General Mills
Sugar Per Serving: 10g
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Along with crack babies, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios were also born in the '80s. Though they're the weakest link in the illustrious Cheerios family, they managed to outlive lesser incarnations. Like Berry Burst Cheerios. Like crack babies, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios had a hard row to hoe. They had to compete against Apple Jacks. Wikipedia teaches us that "the notion that cocaine use during pregnancy poses a threat to the fetus is now widely discredited," but waking up everyday knowing that Apple Jacks are cruising in your lane is still hard. Just try to discredit that notion.