8. The Ranch
Address: 710 West 6th St.
The Ranch is a vast, well-laid spot on West 6th with multiple rooms and DJs mixing some decent, even danceable tunes. There are three bars in this two-level establishment, and each of them are packed to the gills with bros who find fondling one another's balls funny and "accidentally" feel up a lady on her way to get a drink. The Ranch may not be the preeminent Austin spot to be man-handled, but it embodies the spirit of the first guy who noticed his hand matched the curvature of a woman’s ass. The bar's patrons have being playing this dirty game of Memory since.