The 25 Douchiest Bars in Austin

9. Recess Arcade Bar

Address: 222 East 6th St.
Website: recessarcadebar.com

If you put a video game bar featuring free old school games in the part of the 6th Street District so fratty and filthy it’s known as Dirty 6th, expect it to be a Venus flytrap for unsuspecting freeloaders and the ladies looking to ensnare them. Before you head down to Recess, spray on some Axe Body Spray, the Drakkar Noir of the Facebook generation. Your scent is sure to attract the cougars passing by. They're plentiful, and they're in heat. The pour here is rumoured to be weak so you may need a few extra to reach peak Mortal Kombat level, but just know there may be a madam lurking looking to engage you in a more horizontal form of combat. Let the games begin.

blog comments powered by Disqus