How to Not Get Punched in the Face While Taking Public Transportation

Cover Your Mouth, Sicko

Rallying to work with a stage three case of swine flu might make you "a warrior" in the eyes of your boss, but you're a jackass to those of us forced to breath the air your circulating. Because of felt seats, an abundance of hobos, and dependency on city employees for cleaning, buses and subway cars are already breeding grounds for hepatitis. Don't make things worse by smuggling your flesh eating virus aboard. 

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