SoHo Dive Bar
Appears In: "Vagina Panic"
First of all, ain't happening. There aren't real dives in SoHo. The only respites from shopping and gallery-gawking in the So are $12 sandwiches and places with ice cubes that cost more than your first car. There are very few places in that part of town where you'd fuck a stranger in the bathroom (maybe Milady's, maybe). But if you head over to the East Village, you can find plenty of great dives like Coal Yard, International Bar, Blue and Gold, Lucy's, Cherry Tavern [Remainder of list redacted due to extreme length].
Verdict: Not Nearly as Cool as It Is in Girls