7. Retired Teacher Gnaws on Man's Face
City: Guangzhou, China
A squabble over a subway seat in October (a seat on a train, to clarify, and not at a flavor-devoid eating establishment) led a retired teacher in China to begin gnawing at a younger man's face one morning in October. Passengers reported that a pool of blood poured from the victim's face and the violence escalated to the point that onlookers were left scrambling to get out of the way. The 28-year-old man, identified as "Wu," shoved 67-year-old possible zombie Chen as he scrambled for a seat. Both men suffered minor injuries in the incident, and both later apologized, though any apology for deliberately eating another person's face off should be taken with a grain of salt.