6. Microwave Popcorn
Microwave popcorn is good in that it is edible matter. That's to say -- does anyone else get the sense that a bowl of buttered packing peanuts would taste exactly the same as a fresh bag of Orville Redenbacher's? Convenience is the main factor that goes into eating this every other night while watching drama flicks on TNT. That and simulating a night at the movies, something you can't actually afford.