Man Commits Suicide After President Obama is Re-Elected

City: Key West, FL
Date: November 2012

64-year-old tanning salon owner Henry Hamilton was found dead in his condo next to bottles of Xanax and Seroquel, and his will, which read: "Fuck Obama." His partner Michael Cossey found his body and said that he was depressed after President Obama's re-election.

We don't know the extent of Hamilton's struggles, but this seems extreme. The election isn't worth your life. However, this didn't surprise Paul Mooney.