The Ugly Xmas Sweater Guy
No holiday party is complete without a total doofus clowning in a gaudy turtleneck. The "ugly Christmas sweater" is as painful a December mainstay as black ice, but that won't stop this insufferable jokester from shamelessly drawing attention to himself with a hand-knit jackass badge. We get it, you're the funny guy or whatever. Excuse us, the boss is buying shots.