How to Be a Better Samaritan

Hey Jackass, Give the Door Guy a Break

Listen, if you can't get into the club, you have no one to blame but yourself. Before you hit the bouncer with a "Do you know who I am?!" consider wearing a pair of shoes without glow in the dark soles. What are you, 12-years-old? Thanks to Russell Westbrook and Mac Miller, the wraparound line at Lavo looks like general boarding for a Southwest Airlines flight. Nobody cares that you're wearing Maison Martin Margiela, they're still sweatpants. Grow up. Buy a blazer or something.

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