Choke No Joke
When: October 2012
Where: White River Junction, VT
Snack: Egg salad
62-year-old Harry Johnson was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault after choking a teenager out over an egg salad sandwich. Johnson apparently snapped on the kid because he wouldn't give the sandwich up. The nerve of him, right?
The teen told police that Johnson choked him until he nearly threw up. Regardless, Johnson pleaded not guilty to the charge. It's like Homer wringing Bart's neck come to life...