8. Iceburg Wedge
The iceburg wedge is more '80s than Molly Ringwald. Plus, it's time we acknowledge not just the lack of creativity, but the sheer lack of skill required to throw half a head of lettuce (not even chopped!) some bacon bits, and a few lifeless cherry tomatoes on a plate, and serve it with a ramekin of fresh-out-the-bottle blu cheese. We could make this at home in five minutes, but instead we're sacrificing 15 hard-earned dollars for it. We won't be fooled again.