Waiting in line for the Unisex Bathroom
Why does this keep happening? You may think breaking the ice around the displeasure of standing in a 15-person-deep line for the lavatory is the start of the greatest romance of your life. But you’re wrong. She’s doing kegels so she doesn’t pee her dress, and you’re breaking her concentration. Even if she has bladder control on lock, this is a strange move. You’re all going to use the bathroom shortly, right?