The 10 Types of People You See at the Airport

The One With Important Business

The commotion starts in the back and works its way up the security line. Watch out, everyone, someone has a flight to catch. Just like everyone else, assman. Just because you're wearing a suit and own two different cell phones does not mean you get to fly to St. Louis faster than the rest of us. If you were truly like your idol, George Clooney in Up in the Air, you'd be using the line reserved for actual business assholes.

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