Americans have an unsettling obsession with deals. Why else would they pull themselves out of cozy, tryptophan-induced comas to crowd into shopping malls, potentially to be trampled by other other shoppers, all for the sake of saving some cash on Christmas presents? And at 6 a.m., no less.
Holiday shopping brings out the worst in humanity. Twitter offers all the proof you need. Here are the most pathetic Black Friday tweets.
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