The Best Lines From Hire Me Grantland's Epic Blog Travesty "A Match Made in Harlem"

The Best Lines From Hire Me Grantland's Epic Blog Travesty "A Match Made in Harlem"

Earlier this week, The Internet discovered Hire Me Grantland, a website run by some young folk who would like to work for Bill Simmons. Unfortunately, the people to unearth HMGL did so because of a post entitled "A Match Made in Harlem: A White Girl Reports From NYC's Legendary Neighborhood." It's been making the rounds. Give it a read.

That thing your face is doing? Ours did that, too.

It's got some problems. 

Because of said problems, HMGL has taken it down—the link above is to a cached version—and apologized. The piece was "taken down for several reasons," explains Editor-in-Chief Matt Ford, but he doesn't list them all.

Perhaps the following context-free highlights from the White Girl Report will clear up any confusion about the reason(s) behind the blog post's disappearance:

- "If I feel safe in Harlem, what is the lingering stigma about Harlem that makes people scared for me? First, frankly, it’s because I’m not a big, black thug."

- "I’ve seen every ethnicity in my neighborhood: students, families, and everyone else."

- "My roommate is muscular and black, so when we walk down the street together, people assume we’re just another hip, racially mixed couple to not mess with (we’re not, he’s gay). I like to pretend we’re Lady Gaga and Usher taking a stroll, just living our lives."

- "Like my roommate and I, Harlem is eccentric. It’s an urban Norman Rockwell painting tucked away next to the Hudson River."

- "From a girlish perspective, my apartment features crown molding, exposed brick and a washer/dryer in my bathroom. From a real estate perspective, the pre-war architecture of my neighborhood is incredible, I don’t live in a shoebox and the rent is reasonable. And from a thug perspective, my address lends me a bit of street cred."

- "In some ways, moving to Harlem on a whim was like a drunken Vegas wedding everyone thought would get annulled. 'But I LOVE it,' I wailed to my parents. Almost three years later, Harlem and I are still going strong."

- "Yes, I’m a girl who stereotypically doesn’t fit the bill to live here, and I do love having girlish brunches downtown and am envious of people who live near Gramercy Park—but that doesn’t mean I can’t prevail in Harlem. Nah mean?"

Enjoy the rest of your day.

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