3. The Ivy
Address: 3717 Roswell Rd.
Did people wear seersucker and boat shoes without socks before the Emancipation Proclamation? The Ivy is a southern plantation with modern advancements in alcohol and throwback social norms. Rap is expressly prohibited before 1 a.m. for fear of attracting "the wrong demographic." Although no membership is required to visit this horrible time capsule, you're probably not welcome.