23. Moe's & Joe's Tavern
Address: 1033 North Highland Ave. NE
This little dive isn't trying too hard, it's not trying at all. Typical bar fare falls short of average and can only be washed down with PBR or PBR. "Bros & Bros" doesn't serve liquor, the ultimate blow against this place. It takes forever to puke from beer (unless you're bonging), meaning it takes forever for Bros Squared to pop off and become the kind of for-profit frat party that'll haul your ass down memory lane. You can't even properly flashback to college. No thanks.