20 Awkward Things Women Do After Sex

Purposely try to leave something behind.

This is Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct type shit. Does she really think you believe she left her diamond earrings on your sink by accident? This is a sad display of low self-esteem, and you recognize it as that. She should be cool enough that you should want to see her again based on that fact alone. She shouldn't need to resort to scheming.

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