15 Reasons You Aren't Voting

You're one of 5.85 million convicted felons who can't vote.

You got caught selling bud once when you were younger, making you another disenfranchised victim of an ill-advised "War on Drugs." Or maybe you committed a heinous act that has, justifiably, stripped you of your political voice. Either way, we get it. Just this once, you're excused.

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