15 Reasons You Aren't Voting

The system is broken. By neglecting to vote, you're fixing it.

Nearly two and a half centuries later, the system that elected Jackson, the president behind a domestic genocide, still reigns supreme. That's the same system that elected Buchanan, purveyor of a civil war, and more than a hundred years later, Nixon, renowned national crook, to the rank of commander-in-chief. But your brave decision to neglect the polls won't fix anything, no matter how much you publicize it on the Internet. But we applaud the effort. So much so that we describe it to friends as "cute."

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