Before moving into the dorm, you texted your roommates to ask if they partook in ritual consumption of the herb. Now, a semester and a half into school, you're an indisputable expert on the subject of marijuana.
You toke every morning because you think it helps you focus—and hey, maybe it does—but you can't escape the notion that weed makes you smarter. Recently, you and a group of friends discussed rocks—just rocks, man—and it was so illuminating, you couldn't help but prattle on about it for hours to anyone that'll listen. Here, you say, pushing the roach forward, just try.