The 10 Types of People You Meet in College

Sorority Sisters

You only roll with frat guys, if you roll with anyone at all. Mostly, you sit around in your cozy plantation-style home with 80 other girls, watching and re-watching The Notebook and crying again every time you see Noah and Allie's corpses decomposing. Mostly, you live a privileged life, where the chief concerns are remembering what alliances you're honoring today, and which ones you aren't because someone looked at you wrong. A creepy but caring housemother presides over this charade like a 1950s-era housewife. Other girls envy you and the hive-like network of friends you're paying thousands of dollars to keep. You all hate each other, and you're smiling that hard to prove it.

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